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Track: Don't Touch My Ladder (feat. Louie Zong)
Artist: Tom Cardy
Album: The Dancefloor At The End Of The Universe

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Name: Tom Cardy
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Tom Cardy (born 12 June 1994) is an Australian comedian, musician, songwriter, and actor. He became known in Australia for his "Song Sequels" segments on the radio station Triple J in 2020, and achieved more international recognition when he began posting comedy songs and videos on TikTok and YouTube. He has composed music for the comedy series The Feed and The Moth Effect, as well as the animated web series Helluva Boss. His debut EP, Artificial Intelligence (2021), peaked at No. 40 on the ARIA Albums Chart. He was shortlisted for the AACTA Award for Favourite Digital Content Creator and the Craft Award for Writing at the Streamy Awards.

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Hey girl, how could you know my love is true?
I named one of my Sims after you
I take care of her, and that's a fact
I bought her an expansion pack
I buy her clothes, art, and fancy things
While I ignore most of my other Sims
One is named Tom
It's just me, but sadder
I put him in a pool and I removed the ladder

(Oh) It makes me wonder if there is a God
Is he the one that made you so damn hot
And made me in his image, but sadder (La-la-la-la)
Bitch is gonna try to remove my ladder

I've got rhymes to spit, I've got drugs to quit
I've got bills to pay, I've got dumb shit to say
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got love to give, I've got life to live
I've got money to burn, I've got phones to return
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got crimes to fight, I've got wrongs to right
I've got things to prize, I've got jewels to heist
Bitch, bitch, don't you touch my-
I've got girls to kiss, I've got planes to miss
I am super, mega, ultra busy everyday
(Bitch, don't you touch my-)

Hey girl, how could you know I'm working on my self esteem?
I named one of my Sims after me
I take care of him, and that's a fact
I bought him a scuba pack
I'm not strong enough just to let him out that pool yet
That's not a metaphor, I just don't know how to do it
I will one day, when I'm older and wiser
Until then, I bought him a synthesizer
(Bought him a synthesizer)
(Bought him a synthesizer)

I've got rhymes to spit, I've got drugs to quit
I've got bills to pay, I've got dumb shit to say
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got love to give, I've got life to live
I've got money to burn, I've got phones to return
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got crimes to fight, I've got wrongs to right
I've got things to prize, I've got jewels to heist
Bitch, bitch, don't you touch my-
I've got girls to kiss, I've got planes to miss
I am super, mega, ultra busy everyday
(Bitch, don't you touch my-)

Yeah, I'm super, mega, ultra, busy everyday