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Track: Subaru Crosstrek XV
Artist: Hobo Johnson
Album: The Fall of Hobo Johnson

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Name: Hobo Johnson
Spotify Genres: spoken word
Followers: 709,858
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From Oak Park (Sacramento), California, Hobo Johnson and the Lovemakers are collectively the excellent group of musicians that play with Frank Lopes AKA Hobo Johnson, live and on recordings.

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Release: Hobo Johnson - The Fall of Hobo Johnson
Year: 2019
Genres: Hip Hop, Non-Music
Styles: Conscious, Spoken Word

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LYRICS

(Whoo!)
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet
Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is
I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches
One time, I tried to burn sage and clear the vibe
And then the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried
She cried for a bunch of other reasons
I–I'm never going back to Four Seasons
I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank
Fuck! I wish it was Blake
I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
We're both pretty reliable, but got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet

What's the point of being cool?
Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do
Don't play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord I'm breaking your shit
(Ah!)
Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
Suspension as soft as a cute little baby neck
My clique orders club salads
And look like they all sing ballads
I coulda bought a Lambo happily
But the insurance is high and I kinda want a family
"Why does Dad have a Lambo?"
"He was insecure about himself, son, let it go"
Nothing like fighting another man
'Cause he cut me off in traffic, and my morning started bad
I'm glad that his kids got to see that his dad's a giant prick
And that he got what he needs
Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Life is an abyss half-filled with sadness
My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands, huh

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet

Haha, hey, guys!
Have you heard about the all-new Subaru Crosstrek with the new suspension package?
If you buy one you'll be riding smooth in no time
It also came with a trailer hitch, but...
It's only 4 cylinders so you probably shouldn't tow anything
My dad said that messes up the transmission