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Track: The World’s Biggest Paving Slab
Artist: English Teacher
Album: This Could Be Texas

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Name: English Teacher
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UK indie / post-punk band from Leeds, active since 2020. They originally started as a dream pop band called "Frank" in 2018 before playing their first gig as English Teacher in 2020 Lily Fontaine (vocals, guitar, synth), Lewis Whiting (lead guitar, synth), Nicholas Eden (bass), Douglas Frost (drums).

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Release: English Teacher - The World’s Biggest Paving Slab
Year: 2023
Genres: Rock
Styles: Indie Rock

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LYRICS

I am the world's biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
And I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams

You should see my armoury

I am the world's biggest paving slab
So watch your fucking feet

I am the world's biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
I made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot street
But I think that ruins have beauty

You should see my armoury
You should walk all over me

I am the world's biggest paving slab
And the world's smallest celebrity